Hey AJ, it has been a minute since I wrote to you, a lot has happened since then. You are now an active member of the family…not that you were not active before, but you are more involved now. For example, we can no longer shove a plate in front of you and say oya eat, you are now at a stage where you tell us “no thank you”. No thank you? Where did you even learn that? Because “no thank you” is lowkey an insult, what it really means is no fuck you, how dare you offer me this fuckery?
It is pretty cool actually, because we are getting to know you, what you like and dislike, we can already tell that you are going to be a cunning one. Which is cute for now, but that shit will be really frustrating when you are in your teens!. For now, it is cool though and to be fair to you, you have a kind heart so I don’t see you trying to take this piss. You are really turning into Louise Belcher.
It is the constant singing and dancing that gets me though, you got that from your mothe…holy shit, its two of them now! I will have two women in the house randomly dancing for no apparent reason. I better accept my destiny and get to dancing as well. The funny thing is that I used to randomly dance with Tiwa as well, we would just be randomly dancing for no apparent reason…till life got serious and one of us had to sit up. That’s what I have been telling myself sha, how can I not be serious in this life…I should really explore that more. I might be having an epiphany; I love being in control and randomly dancing means I will have to loosen up and therefore maybe let go of that control…
I just shrinked myself there…fuck, I amaze myself.
Anyways AJ, sorry about that, your dad is a weirdo, you should know this by now. Back to you though, I fucked around and bought you an easel for Christmas. You loved the gift, which is good, but you loved it so much that you always want to share the experience with Daddy and Mummy
Daddy A B C
AJ, I am too tired to write ABC I have been writing emails all day!
Yimu, that one no concern you. I need to be more strategic with buying toys now, it will have to be something I know I will enjoy as well…like model trains or legos.
The coolest thing for me though is how you match our temperature. You know exactly what to do when the chill hop playlist comes on. Come and chill and stop hopping around. You are a good company for brunch, as long as there is food in front of you anyways, once the food is done you start getting antsy because, what are we still doing here?
If, I may, if you will permit me to have one slight constructive criticism, it is that you are too friendly! The fuck! Have you not heard of stranger danger, the fuck are you opening your arms up for whenever anyone shines teeth at you?. Get it together man! Niggas is crazy! That is the first thing we will have to curb, you cannot be shinning teeth to everyone man. There has to be a balance and I would rather teach you that lesson before life does, because life can be a bitch.
You are turning two soon and the past two years has been up there amongst the best two years of my life. Sorry but your mum still holds that record, even I will be the first to admit that I would give anything to go back to a time when me randomly dancing with my girlfriend for no apparent reason was the norm.
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